On the Bus Today I heard

Guy 1: So I had a good weekend.

Guy 2: Oh really??

Guy 1: Well I had a three day weekend.

Guy 2: Right!  Columbus Day!

Guy 1: We didn't have Columbus Day... we had FALL DAY.

Guy 2: What's Fall Day?

Guy 1: It's more politically correct.

Guy 2: Politically correct??

Guy 1: Yeah, evidently a lot of people aren't big fans of President Columbus.

PRESIDENT COLUMBUS?!?!?